the onionAs a freelance contributor to The Onion, I’ve had 100s of jokes published on the iconic, satirical news site. As it is a highly collaborative effort, The Onion does not do bylines, but here are a few articles I’ve contributed to:
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Right-Wing Parents Try To Define ‘Grooming’
Florida Students Reveal How ‘Don’t Say Gay’ Made Them Straight
& More